When you get all dolled up but can't get your webcam to work with the lounge cam systems.

Happy apocalypse, y'all!

Gone for a while, come back, and this place is still as grossly sexist as ever. Awesome.

Guess who's back. Back again.... >.>

Surgery tomorrow. So fucking nervous.

It's been a hell of a week. How are you all?

Need 5 more bombs to level up. Halp?

Apparently I need to be bombed 13 more times so I can level up. Halp?

Happy Birthday to me. ^_^

Apparent I need to be bombed 17 more times to level up. Halp?

Toughest weekend of my life. I'm probably gonna be gone for a while. I'll try to respond to you guys if you message me though.

Sorry I've been neglecting you all. 60 hour work week kicked my ass. Here's to hoping this week will treat me better.

Is it wrong that I judge people for posting statuses about "omgz I'm single and bi"? Cool story, bro.

In so much pain from work last night. Massage time. Send me love to help me feel better.

So I guess it's that 4/20 thing today. I'm just gonna drink a shit ton instead.

Morning, Fu. 'Sup with you today?

Off to work. Leave me lots of love while I'm gone. ^_^

And my brand new car got broken into. Because you know...I'm made of money and stuff. Now to think of creative ways to pay to fix it without going into porn.

Just a gentle reminder that if you're gonna come into my shoutbox and talk to me like I'm a prostitute, you ought to pay me like one, too.

What's everyone up to tonight? I"m bored.