54 Year Old
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Male
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From Houston, TX·
Joined on October 4, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on February 18th
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I have a crush on someone!
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Some things you probably dont need to know about me...
I have a strange Toni Collette obsession (I know how weird that is dont judge me).
I love dogs. Especially boxers.
If youre a Laker fan, watch NASCAR or listen to ICP I probably wont like you. And if youre a Laker fan who watchs NASCAR and listens to ICP I REALLY wont like you (unless you have big breasts).
I dont trust people that dont like coffee. Goes double for ice cream.
I read a lot.
I cant spell "probably". I always notice afterwards that I spelled it "probally" I already had to fix it twice just writing this.
I fucking HATE Sandra Bullock.
I have really nice nipples.
Three words... coconut custard fucking pie.
I have the largest horror movie collection ever.
Im short. (5' 4) And loud.
I like a woman with an appetite. Dont order the fucking salad.
I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain. Im not much into health food. I am into champagne.
************************************************** I AM NOT A RACIST!!! Just because I shave my head and have three Ks in my username doesnt make me a neonazi. If youre a skinhead I dont want to meet you and Im not interested in your newsletters. Fuck people, cant a man like cupcakes? **************************************************
54 Year Old
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Male
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From Houston, TX·
Joined on October 4, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on February 18th
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I have a crush on someone!
Interests
In case youre wondering my tattoos dont mean any fucking thing. You dont need to have your mother die of cancer to get a tattoo. Art for arts sake is perfectly fine. And why would you think that anybody who asks about your tattoo WANTS to hear about your dead mother anyway? Put down the remote, stop watching Miami Inked and think for yourself. Everytime somebody says "They all have deep, personal, spiritual meaning to me" God mutilates the genitals of a pakistani woman. THINK OF THE PAKISTANI WOMEN PEOPLE!!!
oses are red Violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, if you kiss me, don't be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!! **Pass this on to at least 8 people who u think r sexy......If you get it back atleast 5 times, you know your a SEXY ASS MOTHAFUCKA
Great page~!!!Love your attitude and also what you said about the pakistani woman, alot of people do not know that, it's fuckin sad, Hands down to ya!!