A simple bitch will take youwhere you need to go.*A real bitch throws you her keysand says it needs gas in it!A simple bitch will tell you notto fight, it aint worth it.*A real bitch will say beather ass and look at the crowdand say"nobody better jump in".A simple bitch will let anotherbitch know she can back thefuck up orget knocked the fuck out.*A real bitch will just knock herthe fuck out!!!A simple bitch tells you, she'shad enough to drink.*A real bitch tells you we needanother shot, we bout toget fucked up!A simple bitch goes to the clubwith you and sits down.*A real bitch goes to the clubwith you and says lets showthese simple bitches how we do it.A simple bitch wonders whoyour new man is.*A real bitch knows that muthafucka's first name, last name,birthday,address, who he'srelated to, what kinda car hedrive's, where he works,howmany babies mama's he has,and how many bitches he istalking to right now!!!A simple bitch thinks the friendshipis over when you have an argument.*A real bitch lets you know thatwas fucked up, but I love ya."A simple bitch expects you toalways be there for them.*A real bitch knows you will alwaysbe there for them, they don'thave to expect shit.A simple bitch reads this e-mail,realizes that she is a simple bitchand then deletes it.*A real bitch passes this to her realbitches without thinking about it.Pass this to all your real bitches....if you don't get it back that'sbecause you sent it to aSimple Bitch!I love you!
HEY! YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXY AS FUCK truck| '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 Beautiful People. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE HELLA SEXY!
Pass this heart to 10 People that you love...!!!! If u are in these 10peoples heart..then they will send this heart back to you...(i hope im one of those people ) lets see how many heart you get_______0000000000000________0000000000000_________ ______000000000000000000__000000000000000000_______ ____000000000000000000000000000000000000000000_____ ___00000000000000___000000000___0000000000000000___ __000000000000000___000000000___00000000000000000__ _0000000000000000___000000000___000000000000000000_ _0000000000000000___000000000___000000000000000000_ _0000000000000000___000000000___000000000000000000_ _0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000_ _0000000000___000000000000000000000___000000000000_ __000000000___000000000000000000000___00000000000__ ___000000000___0000000000000000000___00000000000___ _____000000000___000000000000000___00000000000_____ _______00000000____00000000000____0000000000_______ __________0000000_______________000000000__________ _____________0000000000000000000000000_____________ ______________000000000000000000000_______________ __________________000000000000000__________________ ____________________0000000000______HaPpy__________ ______________________000000_______________________ _______________________0000________________________ ________________________00_________________________"SEND THiS HEART ToO 10 PEOPLE U ABSOLUTELY LOVE ToO DEATH!
<---This person digs you<---This person would never hurt you<---This person is a true friend<---This person has your back<---this person is alwayz there for uI want you to know that you are amazing, and I appreciate your friendship greatly.If I don't get this back, I understand.But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you.If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved
Do you know the relationship between your two eyes?They blink together, they move together, they cry together, they seeThings together and they sleep together, EVEN THOUGH THEY NEVER SEE EACHOTHER...Friendship should be just like that!!!Your aspiration is your motivation, your motivation is your belief, yourBelief is your peace, your peace is your target, your target is heaven.Life is like hell without FRIENDS."world best friends week". Who is your best friend? Send this to allYour good friends. Even me, if I am one of them. See how many you getBack. If u get more than 3 then you really are a lovable person
December 23, 2007 @ 5:57 am One day someone special will be gone.And on that clear, cold morning,in the warmth of your bedroom,you might be struck withthe pain of learning that sometimesthere isn't any more.No more hugs,no more lucky moments to celebrate together,no more phone calls just to chat,No more"just one minute."Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away.never to return before we can say good-bye,Say"I Love You."¸...¸ __/ /..____,·´º o`·,/__/ _/.._ //____/..```)¨(´´´ | | [1] | | [1]| | |[1] || |l±±±±¸,.-·²°´ ¸,.-·~·~·-.,¸ `°²·-. :º°So while we have it . . it's best we love itAnd care for it and fix it when it's brokenand take good care of it when it's sick.This is true for marriage .... and friendships ...And children with bad report cards;And dogs with bad hips;And aging parents and grandparents.We keep them because they are worth it,Because we cherish them!¸....¸ __/ /..____,·´º o`· ,/__/ _/.._ //____/..```)¨(´´´ | | [1] | | [1]| | |[1] || |l±±±±¸,-·²°´ ¸,.-·~· ~·-.,¸ `°²·-. :º°Some things we keep --like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with.There are just some things that make us happy, No matter what.¸..¸ __/ /..____,·´º o`·,/__/ _/.._ //____/..```)¨(´´´ | | [1] | | [1]| | |[1] || |l±±±±¸,.-·²°´ ¸,.-·~·~·-.,¸ `°²·-. :º°Life is important,and so are the people we know.And so, we keep them close!¸..¸ __/ /..____,·´º o`·,/__/ _/.._ //____/..```)¨(´´´ | | [1] | | [1]| | |[1] || |l±±±±¸,.-·²°´ ¸,.-·~·~·-.,¸ `°²·-. :º°I received this from someone todaywho thought I was a 'KEEPER"!Then I sent It to the people I Think of in the same way!Now it's your turn to send this to all those peoplewho Are"keepers"
YOU WERE VOTED ONE OF THE SEXIEST PEOPLE ON FUBAR....WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN HIT, YOU MUST SEND THIS PLAYBOY BUNNY TO ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE YOU KNOW INCLUDING THE PERSON THAT SEND IT TO YOU...___$$$$$$$___________$$$$$$$_____$$$$$$$$_______$$$$$$$$______$$$$$$$$$_____$$$$$$$________$$$$$$$$____$$$$$$$_________$$$$$$$$$__$$$$$$____________$$$$$$$$$$$$$_______________$$$$$$$$$__________$$$$$$$$$$$$$________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_______$$$___$$$$$$$$$$$$______$$$$$_$$$$$$$$$$$$$_____$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$______$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_______$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$___________$$$$$$$$$$$$$__________$$$$$$$$$$$$$1-3-YOUR UGLY4-6-YOUR FINE6-8-YOUR HOTT8-10-YOU ARE Freakin SEXXXXXXYYYYYYY
