Welcome to Fubar. Hey maybe you can use a joke. Don't know if you have seen it, but if you have not you will laugh your ass off.I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for following reasons:I do physical labor.I work at great depths.I plunge head first into everything I do.I do not get weekends or public holidays off,In fact holidays and weekends is when I toil the most.I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace thathas poor ventilation.I work in extremely high temperatures.Dear PenisAfter assessing your request, and consideringthe arguments you have raised, the administration rejectsyour request for the following reasons:You do not work 8 hours straight.You fall asleep after brief work periods.You do not always follow the orders of the management team.You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visitingother locations.You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulatedin order to start working.You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such aswearing the correct protective clothing.You will retire well before you are 65.You are unable to work double shifts.You sometimes leave your designated work area before you havecompleted the assigned task.As if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering andexiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags
