53 Year Old
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Female
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From Bristol, PA·
Invited by: Sixx Chix 69·
Joined on November 20, 2007
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Born on November 3rd
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
53 Year Old
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Female
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From Bristol, PA·
Invited by: Sixx Chix 69·
Joined on November 20, 2007
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Born on November 3rd
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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53 Year Old
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Female
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From Bristol, PA·
Invited by: Sixx Chix 69·
Joined on November 20, 2007
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Born on November 3rd
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
A poem for girls...I shave my legs,I sit down to pee.And I can justify any shopping spree.Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.I can get a massage without getting a hard-on.I can balance the checkbook,I can pump my own gas.Can talk to my friends about the size of my a$$.My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.I don't drive in circles, at any cost.And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.I never forget an important date.You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.I don't watch movies with lots of gore.Don't need instant replay to remember the score.I won't lose my hair, I won't get jock itch.And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a b*tch!Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.In your dreams, my dear, cause I can do better!Flowers are okay,But jewelry's best.Look at me you idiot...Not at my chest !!!I don't have a problem,With expressing my feelings.I know when you're lying,You look at the ceiling.DON'T call me SEXY,a BABE or a CHICK .I am a WOMAN.Get it? you D*CK!?!
Thanks for cheering me up and your great way with words or lack of. And most of all a big THANK YOU for my"Cheer the fuck up you whiny bitch" goodie bag. I love ya!!!!!And for those of YOu reading this...NO WE'RE NOT FUCKING LESBIANS!!!!
YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY COOLEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 10 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE COOL X.X.X""FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore thisSend this heart 2 at least 15 ppl including me if u Gonna Hold Me Down 4 Lyfe!!!Let's see how many hearts you get!!!!........¶¶¶¶¶¶............¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶. ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶......¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶.........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶...........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶............¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶.............¶¶¶¶¶¶...............¶¶" !!!xoxoxoxo!!"""