Born an only child... both my parents were killed in a plane crash shortly afterwards, & I grew up in a string of orphanages & foster homes.

Joined the British Royal Marines at 18, ten years later I had learned little more than how to kill people who had a non-western idea of acceptable headwear & how to say "...do you do it doggy-style?" in 17 different languages.I now work for the British government all over the world, where both these skills are put to good use.

I was engaged to Debra for 14 months.. but that didn't work out..& following the operation she begins her new life a Derek any day now.

The doctors tell me that so long as the drugs keep working... I'll be fine.