Hot Funny Comments

good afternoon and have a great day and weeken you very hot sexy lady

Hello;...My name is"HOWIE"...Welcome to HOWIE'S PLACE...The only online 24/7 happy hour bar in the world......Allow me to grab a chair for you. Sit down at my table in my little corner of Fubario's. Let's talk a bit..Let's have a few laughs & a couple of drinks. Ladies, I do not bite unless you want me to...lol..I am a very laid back person..I try to look at everything & everyone with an open mind.....I want friends with whom I can sit with and chat about whatever..If you need someone to just listen I can do that. I do not judge people....Fans are great...they help me level up..Yay Fans!...Rates & comments will also to help me level up. I love comments....I Have too many friends to just rate all the time. So, to be fair just tell me when you are close to leveling up or in a contest. I will then rate and comment the hell out of your page to help you. I will always help out friends & Fans. I never rate less than a"10". If you can't give me a 10 then do not rate me at all....I can be a great friend to have because I am always here for you..I love all my fans and friends..Please..Fan/Friend/Rate/Comment me..I will return the favor....If you decide not to be a friends at least fan me & give my profile a 10 or 11. You're already at my page so why be rude. I would not do that to you. ...LADIES PLEASE..I am not looking for hook-ups or cybersex...But I Do love to flirt a little.....Stop by my kissing booth and give me a little sugar!...GUYS PLEASE..I am not into men..I am happily married to a wonderful woman & I am gonna stay that way. We can still be friends/fans....Play with my kitty...Keep him happy...Sign my guest list..PLEASE...Remember:....When the going gets tough...Take 5...PLEASE...Read my profile and get to know me as a person B4 U do anything.Thank you 4 taking the x 2 read this intro....Love, Luck & Laughter........."HOWIE"

Thanks

Threesomes ShareNow, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other.Three Names I go by1. Kimmie2. Hothips ( a friends take on hotlips houlihan from M.A.S.H.)3. Turd ( my #2 friend and fam's nickname for me)Three Jobs I have had in my life1. loan processor2. cashier3. bookkeeperThree Places I have lived1. Hawaii2. California3. floridaThree TV Shows that I watch1. House of Payne2. CSI: Miami3. PinksThree places I have been1. Savannah2. New Orleans3. St. LouisThree people that e-mail me regularly1. Ray2. Brad3. MadeleineThree of my favorite foods1. Pizza2. Chinese3. LycheeThree things I would like to do1. Backpack through Europe2. Try out for Amazing Race (lol)3. Learn to drive a big rig (seriously)Three friends I think will respond1. AFRICA_EMPRESS2. Poorfellow Soldier3. Siberian TygerThings I am looking forward to1. Much more nieces and nephews!2. Chirstmas family reunion in Hawaii3. Going back to get my accounting degree

Keep going lady success here is yours

Go get em Dar I know you can

smile smile and have a great week

thx for the love Darlene!

hey hey one hot sexy lady Good Luck in the bar

Greetings from the Lonestar State Miss Darlene.