*I love the simple things in life.

*I love titties! There I said it.
Big ones are my favorite :-)

*I love chocolate.

*I take nothing for granted, especially not friendships. Because tomorrow is not promised.

*If you are my friend, then I have mad love for you. I'll give you my last dollar, and hope you buy us something cold to drink, cuz YOU and I are gonna be in Hell, and someone told me it's really hot there this time of year.

*If you want to be my friend, I have to trust you. It's generally pretty instinctive, so we'll both know from the start. Trust me.

*I like my way, and not yours, but you can have your way if you're hot (sometimes).

*I enjoy the company of realistic, creative, and intuitive people.

*There's something truly satisfying about knowing yourself.

*I haven't figured out the key to life, it'll come to me at about 330 in the morning, and if you ask me tomorrow, I'll probably have forgotten by then.

*What I have figured out is that my opinion counts. It counts, because it's MINE. I can respect just about anyone and everyone's opinion, you're entitled to it.

*I like to give people the benefit of the doubt. My intentions are always sincere, and my heart is always in the right place.

*I respect women, primarily because they have all the power and don't always use it for good (I can dig that!).

*I never, I repeat, NEVER cheat. Never have, never will.

*The best advice I can give anyone is follow your heart. It's usually never wrong, but if it is, at least you'll learn that it wasn't meant to be-NEXT!

*I once got caught innocently adjusting myself while out in public because I was unconfortable. The person made a nasty face, and said, "Uhhh!" To which I replied, "They're my balls, I can DO THAT!"

*There are good people in this world, they are all just hiding!

*If what I'm saying seems crazy, well then I am crazy, and proud of it. We all are a little off, that's why we are all here together.