I have two arms and two legs. For those of you hoping to find that special amputee and fall in love, I'm not your guy. I am fully ambulatory. I'm sorry if that disappoints you.I'm an intellectual that takes life alternately too seriously and not seriously enough. Some think I'm funny. Some people don't. Those people who don't are usually the butt of my jokes. In most situations I'm usually very nice, except when I'm not, and then I wouldn't be.I like the element Oxygen. Hydrogen is cool too, but it's highly overrated. Gold, as an element, sucks. Why couldn't it's symbol be "G"...for "gold"...ya know. But nooooooo. Screw gold.If you're reading this, then I have a few things to say. I will address each audience separately.Men - You're dirty old men. Be nice to the girls out there. A lot of them just need some attention...just keep in mind it's not always the kind you want to give.Women - If you stop taking pictures that highlight your breasts, your ass, and your crotch, men won't hit on you as much. If you have elected to take such pictures and post them, then stop bitching about the lewd comments.I noticed many people on the site have an "I'm too cool for you" attitude. I'm glad you have realized your inner coolness and have elected to wax poetic about it to everyone else. You are not the type of person with whom I wish to associate, so go find other people that you deign suitable compliments to your august personnas.I'm really just interested in people. I won't pretend that I don't admire pretty girls...I do...but I'm not here to see naked pictures of you. I don't need the internet to have sex. I'm really just interested in who you are.Men and Women alike (no, I'm not bisexual) are encouraged to fan me or add me to friends...just make sure that you're interested in giving something and taking something from me. Don't rate my profile a 10 if you don't like me. I won't rate your profile unless I like it.If you're interested in reading my blogs, you can visit my MySpace profile at http://www.myspace.com/scot_h.