(Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks )If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,you may live in Canada . If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada . If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada If"Vacation" means going anywhere south of Muncie for the weekend, you may live in Canada . If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada If you have switched from"heat" to"A/C" in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada If the speed limit on the highway is 80km -- you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Canada If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada . If you find 2 degrees"a little chilly", you may live in Canada If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Canadian friends & others, you definitely live in Canada
HugIf u love me (as a friend or more) u'll read the whole thing. What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness? What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life. I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend. dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like, because the one u like will leave u for the one they love.If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...Today is Bestfriend Day. Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED"".....@.@.@.@..@......@........@..........@...@............@....@@...@..............@@..@....@..............@...@......@...........@..@.........@......@..@..............@..@.I.................@....CARE.........@.........ABOUT....@................YOU...@........@@@......@@@@..@....@..........@...@.............@@@......@@.......@@@.......@..@@.........................@.........................@.........................@
I wrote your name on a piece of paper, but by accident threw it away. I wrote your name on my hand, but it washed away.wrote your name in the sand, but the waves whispered it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay. Send this to everyone you love including the person that sent it to you. If you send this to 10 people in the next 43 minutes then tomorrow will be the best day ever!!!!!I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends.I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them my best friends!
