65 Year Old
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Male
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From Independence, MO·
Joined on February 10, 2007
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Relationship status: Open Relationship
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Born on November 9th
·10 referrals joined!
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2 different people have a crush on me!
65 Year Old
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Male
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From Independence, MO·
Joined on February 10, 2007
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Relationship status: Open Relationship
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Born on November 9th
·10 referrals joined!
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2 different people have a crush on me!
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just a towboat captain on the mississippi river, on here to meet interesting people.I work a month than home a month.
"FUBAR" slows down the computer on the boat, so if i don't answer its cause i'm lagging,, but leave me a message and I'll get back when I have a signal
Everyone be safe and have a good day!
I Believe in True Friendship
1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever the hell you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth..
ANDY ROONEY ON SEX---What I have Learned.
1. When I was born, I was given a choice, a big dick or a good memory....I don't remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..."
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
11.. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy..
13. Question: What's an Australian kiss? Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.
15. Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life? Answer: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
16. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!
65 Year Old
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Male
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From Independence, MO·
Joined on February 10, 2007
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Relationship status: Open Relationship
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Born on November 9th
·10 referrals joined!
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2 different people have a crush on me!
Interests
I work as a capt. on a towboat, so if i don't answer right away it's cause i'm trying not to run over something!!!
on yahoo when not in pilothouse as wyotowboater or wyocowboyup
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