Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.It maketh me to wake in green pastures:It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.It restoreth my buzz:It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,I will fear no Equal™:For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever.
