I'm extroverted, but I'm also a dork. I'm a part-time liberal, and strive to be an environmentalist. I’m not sure if I believe in God, but I definitely don't believe in my soul needing to be saved, or divine intervention of any kind, nor do I think anyone goes to Hell; and I don't really care what your religious beliefs are, (except for astrology... that's just stupid.) I'm insane, but wrapped in logic. I read theoretical physics, but I also think that poop is funny. I'm tall, loud, and a bit clumsy, but I'm secretly a ninja! I'm a humanist in the sense that I have deep compassion for human existence and its potential extinction, but I'm also a violent cannibal in the sense that I eat people alive... I sometimes obsess over the fucked-up politics of America. We have no right to cause so much suffering and death in the world. I don't support our troops, I hate our president, and I loathe the Christian Right. I like my rights; even the ones I don't use. I am a Human, not an American; and I have no loyalty to your borders.

I like to sing loudly in the bathtub, I can stare at the sky for hours and never get bored, and I’ve practiced furrowing my eyebrows in front of the mirror. Partying is not a vocation, ‘hella’ is a typo and if you’re bored with your life, then it’s your fault.

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.