There was a..cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their..lives sucked. The cucumber"Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat,..and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at..him and says,"You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and..juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a..jar." The penis looks at him and says,"You think you have it rough?..When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head,..stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I..throw up and pass out!. Send to eight of your freakiest friends...If u get 0-2 back you are average..If you get 3-5 you are a freak..If you get 6-8 then you are a major freak, and need a leash.."
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCKTHEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon,ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it ontheir user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOWBAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (androughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUSTFUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F.U.C.KStands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise meWe'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. Toknow who your true F.U.C.Ks are
Send this heart 2 at least 15 ppl including me if u Gonna Hold Me Down 4 Lyfe!!!Let's see how many hearts you get!!!!........??????............??????....??????????....??????????..????????????????........????????????????????????........?????????????????????????....?????????????????????????? ..???????. ?????????????????????????....??????????????????????......???????????????????.........???????????????...........???????????............????????.............??????...............??"xoxoxoxo9,675,000,000 ppl n this world && yet i ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? Damn,Im lucky!FRIENDS 4 LIFEGet 1 back - Ppl feel sorry for youGet 2 back - You have a couple true friendsGet 3 back - You aightGet 4 back - Your lovedGet 5 back - Your adoredGet 6 or more - Damn your a celebrity
675,000,000 ppl in this world & yet i ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? Damn,Im lucky! Send this to everyone u love.including me!Get 1 back-ppl feel sorry for youGet 2 back-You have a couple true friendsGet 3 back-You aightGet 4 back-Your lovedGet 5 back-Your adoredGet 6 or more-Damn your a celeb
<---This person digs you<---This person would never hurt you<---This person is a true friend<---This person has your back<---this person is alwayz there for uI want you to know that you are amazing, and I appreciate your friendship greatly.If I don't get this back, I understand.But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you.If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved
