40 Year Old
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Female
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From Newark, OH·
Joined on January 22, 2011
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Relationship status: In a relationship
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Born on March 29th
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I have a crush on someone and 4 different people have a crush on me!
40 Year Old
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Female
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From Newark, OH·
Joined on January 22, 2011
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Relationship status: In a relationship
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Born on March 29th
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I have a crush on someone and 4 different people have a crush on me!
I am getting pretty mad at these monsters under my bed. Their rent is past due. The monsters in the closet keep their rent paid a month ahead. Go figure.
Do you think I'm crazy? Well at least the pink donkey in the corner likes me better. That's right, go ahead and look.. He's there. waiting to lick you.
My imaginary pet rock took me to a place where I wear a white jacket that makes me warm and I get put in a room where I can bounce off the walls. Weeee!!!
I have an idea, but I'll need some duct-tape, a donut, a bobby-pin, a bear-trap, some neon paper, a fake mustache, skittles, & a partner in crime. Are you interested?