47 Year Old
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Female
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From Stanleytown, VA·
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Born on March 29th
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1 person has a crush on me!
47 Year Old
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Female
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From Stanleytown, VA·
Invited by: 1144269·
Joined on September 18, 2007
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Born on March 29th
·18 referrals joined!
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1 person has a crush on me!
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what kind of dragon are you (with pics)
your the the silver dragonthe silver dragon is a calm majestic creature that only comes out on moonlite nights. they live in the most remote reaches of the world and are few in numbers. they can see the emotions of other creatures and are very kind beasts. if they find lost people or hurt animals they will fly them back to their homes or dens.they feed of fish or other things found in lakes and rivers. they have been seen only 9 times in dragon history Take this quiz!
47 Year Old
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Female
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From Stanleytown, VA·
Invited by: 1144269·
Joined on September 18, 2007
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Born on March 29th
·18 referrals joined!
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1 person has a crush on me!
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