Roguewolf07 / Monica (1301145)

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35 Year Old · Female · From Romulus, MI · Joined on November 4, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on April 21st

Random bullshit belongs here.

Monica does not accept random friend requests.

Monica does talk about herself in the third person.

You should know Monica or at least talk to her before adding her as a friend.

So throwing rims is rather redundant.

And being called a whale is quite annoying.

Not the first time, won't be the last.

That's okay. He got evicted from a cardboard box.

Huge selection of SEXY and ROMANTIC comment graphics and profile imagery.

"SEX" caught my eye.

So I typed it. Go me.

Happy hunting.

I got the Invader Zim series.

I haven't laughed so much in a long time.

Gir is simply adorable.

Very Sexy by Victoria's Secret is expensive stuff.

$55 for a gift box with the perfume and lotion.

$48 for the perfume itself.

$18 for the cute little scent pen I got.

'Twas a splurge day.

I hate ice.

I'ma check out The VAULT for ideas to put in my profile.

Chances are, I won't use its suggestions.

There was a sparkly Neopet on one of the sites.

Fagtastic.

There were BBW comment graphics, too.

Niggeriffic.

So I found the dragon from a board game I used to play with my brother.

~~I cannot, for the life of me, remember the name of the game.~~

Dragon Strike!

So I'd forgotten a [br][br] on my page.

It made for random spacing.

It bugged me.

I'm kinda OCD like that.

Now I don't use the [br][br] because it makes for too much space.

My dog, Coco, fears doors.

COCO!

My body hurts.

It was worth it.

Snowboarding is great fun.

Thanks Gary!

I'm getting a black eye. =(

I kind of fell on my head on a frozen pond.

The entire right side of my body hurts.

My left ass cheek hurts too.

I fell on a rim.

I wish I'd tried snowboarding earlier in the winter.

Oh well.

It's Michigan.

There's many winters to come.

Kay byes.

Another time, for sure.

Now is the time.

So I thought my aunt moved from Arizona to Colorado.

Nope.

She moved to effin' OREGON!

There's like 6 cities and 800 people in Oregon.

I'm exaggerating for the sake of humor.

I worked my ass off today.

Why?

It hurt to move, so I moved faster.

I was angry.

Cussing at the rims and such.

It makes no sense, really.

I can't wait 'till my glasses come in.

I has new shoes.

They are the secks, for sure.

My shoes happen to match the glasses I'm waiting for.

I has to go to the doctor in the morning.

I hate mornings.

It's only worth being awake in the a.m. hours if I can have McDonald's breakfast.

Which I can't.

The a.m. hours that I'm sometimes awake for happen to be later than 10:30 a.m.

Lame.

So a lesbian at work said "You're too pretty to work this hard."

I felt loved.

She said I'm pretty.

^_^

Not something I hear often, but I love it when I do.

Hell, I say it to myself more than I hear it from other people.

Meh.

I think I'm pretty, so it takes some serious insults to make me feel bad about myself these days.

Confidence is something new to me.

Feels pretty good to not hate looking at myself.

So I have this habit.

I talk in commercials.

Not on TV; I mean, I use commercials to talk.

Y'know?

Like when--I love cheese.

I forgot my example, so my love for cheese shall take its place until I remember.

Which won't happen.

And if it does, I'll probably be too lazy to change it here anyways.

I'm surprised I went to the trouble of a strikethrough when I remembered Dragon Strike.

I be a lazy fool.

And sleepy.

Snowboards are half off at Play It Again Sports, but I bought stuff I needed for my car instead.

Lame.

So I bought a snowboard and bindings a week later.

And I went snowboarding twice.

Once at 7 a.m. on a Sunday.

A cop pulled up, and I just wanted to do it alone.

I decided to lay down and wait for him to leave.

This is before I knew he was a cop.

When I sat up, he had a spotlight on me and said into a megaphone "Okay, you can come off the hill now."

I asked him if I was allowed to be on the hill at that hour.

He said yes.

He was just checking to make sure noone was dead on the hill.

With that, we parted ways.

Ah, ningen...ningen fucker.

Death Note kicks ass.

I feel the need to say this: rock out with your cock out.

About 8 inches (of snow).

This would be funny to a certain friend of mine.

35 Year Old · Female · From Romulus, MI · Joined on November 4, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on April 21st

Interests

General interests, eh?

Chances are, I'll enter random bullshit into this section as time goes by.

That's how I work.

I lied.

All the random bullshit aforementioned shall be placed in the About Me section, as is customary for me.

Music

Disturbed

Malevolent criminal, I.

System of a Down

My girl, you know, she lashes out at me sometimes and I just fucking kick her and then ooh baby, she's okay.

Serj Tankian

Dancing bears of eroticism.

Three Days Grace

I can hardly wait to leave this place.

Mudvayne

One, two, three; go.

Hinder

I really miss your hair in my face.

Linkin Park

I want to be in the energy, not with the enemy.

Nickelback

Father's a name you haven't earned yet; you're just a child with a temper.

Godsmack

I can't control you; you're not my destiny.

Shinedown

There's nothing ever wrong, but nothing's ever right; such a cruel contradiction.

Puddle of Mudd

Ignorance spreads lies.

Rob Zombie

Dead I am the rat, feast upon the cat; tender is the fur, dying as you purr.

Manson

Babble, babble; bitch bitch.

Korn

It's not wrong to let go, and let the woman ride you.

Metallica

So close, no matter how far; couldn't be much more from the heart.

Pat Benatar

Love and pain become one in the same in the eyes of a wounded child.

CKY

Skin is now a prison, and I'm never to be free.

Hollywood Undead

I used to be lovestruck and now I'm just fucked up.

Movies

V For Vendetta

Crash

American History X

Shawshank Redemption

Rent

Anchorman

Idols

I lack in idols, it seems.

Idol worship isn't really my thing.

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