Bigdaddy05
Proud boomer and pansexual (cast iron is best). Professional crackhead. Single virgin with 2 kids and a proud ex=wife ThiccMama05. Friends with Michael Myers (not since yesterdya). Has a restraining order placed against him by the late Stan Lee, George Lucas, and most recently Donald Trump. Crack is god. Crack is life, and no one will change my mind. unless you like boomers dont tell me ok boomer becaus im NOT ok, and neither yuo. I enjoy cosplaying as Shrek. I attend the yearly Shrekfest and invite everyone to join me in 2021 in Madison, Wisconsin! I'm only missing a Fiona and a Donkey (who used to be my son until he kinda diedl lmao). i'm also a dedicated furry who worships mister ludwig. My fursona is a wolf-anaconda hybrid, since i lubricate myself every morning with two gallons of vaseline and slide to the kitchen rather quickly. onc there i get my fork and i go to the garden I own a large garden filled with nothing but potatoes. Every night, I eat 3 potatoes (raw) and and 2 yams