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Dj Wyld Bill XxdafxxWoman Vs. Cars
When Henry Ford died and went to Heaven, St. Peter greeted him at the Pearly Gates.
After welcoming Ford, St. Peter told him, "Well you've been a good man, and your invention, the automobile assembly line, changed the world. As a reward, you can ask anyone in Heaven any question you want."
Ford thought about it and said, "I want to ask God himself a question."
St. Peter escorted Henry Ford directly to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
Ford asked God, "When you invented woman, what were you thinking?"
God replied, "What do you mean?"
Well, said Ford, "You have major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much front end protrusion.
2. It chatters too much at any speed.
3. Maintenance is extremely high.
4. It constantly needs touching up and refinishing.
5. It is out of commission at least 5-6 days out of every
month.
6. The rear end shakes too much.
7. The headlights are usually
2shelly22I’m not thin, pretty, rich, or talented.
I am honest, generous, loyal, and loving.
Pass me by for what I’m not,
and you’ll miss out on what I am: AMAZING
I'm not a perfect girl.
My hair doesn't
always stay in place,
I spill a lot of things and
I'm pretty clumsy
But when I think about it &
take a step back
I remember how life truly is
& maybe... I like being
IMPERFECT
Brown eyed girl
Peachmachanic Owned By No One!38 year old juvenile delinquent,..father of 2,tommywayne-5,amila rose-3!they are my every thing!!im a 3rd generation truck driver,i drive local now,i was raised by my dad a singal parent long distance driver that owned 3 trucks,an brokered freight some here an there,i have a degree in diesel mechanics , i enjoy working on my race car,..or one of my other project cars im working on! i like going to local dirt tracks an drag strips,..clubin an dancein every now an then, an the ever poplar hangin at the shack with the local neighber hood hoodlums,..420in away to ecstasy
my dad,dale ironhart,smoky yunick,john force an ashly force!most of all my grand pa,an what he gave in germany with patton! im a 3rd genaration truck driver,a devorced father of a 4 year old son an a 2 year old gurl that are the meaning in life!!!da rest is just filling!love hot ,cars hot woman , an green buds from heven!spend my days chacen my babbies,or ladies,hangin with my peeps,workin on d
Holdenbaby69I LOVE MALES AND I'M NOT BI I'M 100% STRAIGHT SO PLEASE IF U THINK I AM ONE OF THEM I'M NOT I AM JUST HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS.STILL WANTS SOME REALLY GOOD FRIENDS. WELL I AM SINGLE ONCE AGAIN DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOME MALES THEY HAVE SOMETHING GOOD IN THEIR LIVES AND THEN THEY JUST PISS U OFF FOR SOMEONE ELSE. I LOVE FAST CARS, I LOVE TEN PIN BOWLING, BASKET BALL, AND I AM A MOTHER OF 3 YOUNG ADULTS,LOVE MY REPTILES AND DOGS.
Jahob7433 swm looking to meet fun people im open honest laid back openminded just loooking to enjoy life i like to have fun everyday im easy goin get along with everyone
Sugar N Spiceim a stay at home girlfriend to George..lol i have 2 children jeff who is 24 and heather who is 29 and 2 beautiful granddaughters Ashley and Destiny they are my babies and I love them to death
anything you want toknow about me just ask
Big Daddy DI am an older Man I am a big man I ain't here to play any of your school yard fawkin games be big enough to do what you say an say what yea mean... I trust very few on here since I trusted one that was like a brother an come to find outcost me 3300.00 real bucks but KARMA is a bitch and you will get yours in the end.
If Yea want to get to know me ask me I will tell yea straight up and I won't pull no punches anymore find out on your own
Be a woman or man enough an find out what I am about if not Leave me the hell alone
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Computers (bachelors degree in computer science)
SNOW BOARDING
MUSICCCCCCC
GAMING
Working Out
Hanging with friends Ozzy Oz Bourne
( amazing historical person cant believe hes still alive )
My Father
My Aunt
( shes been clean for years now , it can be done )
Bradely Knowles
( An inspiration not achieved because of irresponsibility-- RIP BRAD-- we all still love you )
The CROW
Snatch
Lock stock and two smoking barrels
Pulp Fiction
Reservoir dogs
Batman Begins
Office Space
ZOMBIELAND
SPACE BALLS
most Jack Black movies
Most Jim Carrey movies
No Country For Old Men
WinkSCORPIO: Honest, Loyal, Trustworthy & Passionate!.... Age: 46
Gender: Female...Most Definately!!!
Location: Sunshine Coast Queensland AUST
Occupation: Working 8 jobs to buy MY new truck BACK! (winks)
Interests: All Sports. My Border Collie, Jess. Sun, hot weather & the beach. Get's a good workout. (gym!!!) What were YOU thinking? OK you're Right! Sex AND gym! When I get time 4 gym! (giggles) hehehe
Favorite Saying: "A positive attitude won't fix all your problems, but it will annoy the crap out of enough people to make it all worthwhile." (smiles) Or "Build a Bridge & get over it!" (winks)
Favorite Music: All sorts,(except Rap & Hip Hop) from the 60's to now.
More About Me: Is an Aussie Smart(ass)! When my halo slips...my horns catch it. (grins) What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! You better believe it! (winks)
OpiewanJust because I ask you to be a Friend or Fan you, DOES NOT mean I want to have sex with you, or stalk you, or babysit your kids. Ok I probably do want to have sex with you but we both know it's not going to happen so lighten up, this is all for fun anyways, right? Roller Derby. Yep.
MhedingeI'm from Jasper,IN now attending USI for Accounting and Computer Information Systems and a minor in getting totally wasted haha. Like all sports pretty much. Play video games. My teams are the Colts then the Bears, the Cubs, and the Pacers.
Ftbll41i am 5'10 average body build...i love to have fun and laugh and joke around girls, sports, and anything exsitting
Seductivemoon88Didn't I already do this in the last section? You want to know about me huh...you know these things are so hard to write. How can you possibly let someone know who you are in a paragraph. Well I will give it a shot....My name is Tambi. I am a 31 year old Mom to a gorgeous 9 year old. I work full time. I love to sing..now mind you I said I love to sing not that I was good at it!! Plants tend to die and dogs tend to howl when I sing!! I promise not to sing around you!! LOL!! I love to read and write poetry. I am very outgoing and I speak my mind. That trait can be a blessing and also a curse. My parents totally. My Mom has always worked her tuccas off to make sure we had food on the table and a roof over our heads growing up. She is a strong and independent person. My father for not only being my daddy but my best friend.
My Grandparents. My Ma(Grandma) is the matriarch bitch of the family. Lights tend to turn green when they see her coming down the road. She never takes shit from anyo
AngelaOk, this is important for you to know BEFORE you waste your precious rates on me....
I don't give a fuck. I may or may not return them. Depends on my level of boredom. Do not ask/tell me to fan you. I won't. I'm not your fan. There is a 90 percent chance I would throw rotten tomatoes at you.
-why, yes...I really do have great taste in music.
-no, that was not me in Backdoor Beauties #4. I have a twin sister.
"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!"
(no, I didn't write this. It's kinda famous. lolz)
"I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark burn out in a brilliant blaze than it be stifled by dry-rot. I would rather
Hbean22For those who want a little insite to who I am, listen to the music tracks on my page. Any question just ask.
GeorgeStudent living in toronto, new here so just trying to figure things out... i should be adding more shortly.
Big SexyIM NICE BUT I DON'T DO PUSSY JUST DICK AND HEAD ONLY BLACKS MAN ONLY